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Stating the obvious

“Sometimes it takes an expert to point out the obvious” Scott Allen

“There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact.” Arthur Conan Doyle

“The obvious is that which is never seen until someone expresses it simply.” Khalil Gibran

There’s an email titled ‘To all the kids who survived the 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s which has been making the rounds for a while now. It includes some of the following;

  • We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
  • We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were ok.
  • We did not have Playstations, Nintendos, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVDs, no surround-sound or CDs, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chat rooms…….WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
  • We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

And though the list goes on, I can identify with almost every item listed. My childhood and teenage years were by no means perfect but time has a way of smoothing out the rough edges and I remember that period with great fondness. However, the world has changed, in some ways for the better and, in others, for the worse. Whereas we once possessed a childlike innocence, we have become suspicious and less trusting. We are quick to attribute ulterior motives to everyone and everything.

As a result our society has become extremely litigious. Precedents have been set by people winning what would have been considered ludicrous and outlandish law suits back in the day and getting large settlement payments. Organisations, large and small have had to become extremely careful not to leave themselves open to such law suits over their services and products. This has led to all manner of disclaimers. If you have ever listened to or watched an advert for drugs, you will understand exactly what I’m talking about. Manufacturers have learnt not to be remiss in clearly stating the side effects, both real and imagined, of their products ranging from mildly ridiculous to downright stupid.

Some of the below are actual labels, warnings and disclaimers printed on products. Talk about stating the obvious.

  • Nytol (sleep aid) – May cause drowsiness.coffeecrotchwarning
  • Coffee cup – Caution, contents hot.
  • Pack of peanuts – This product may contain nuts.
  • Child’s superman costume – Wearing of this does not enable you to fly.
  • Citrus fruit – May contain pips.
  • A birthday card for a 2 year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
  • Supermarket pudding – On top of pack it read ‘Instructions on base’ and at the bottom ‘Do not turn packaging upside down.’

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Sometimes political correctness is just not so PC after all. If you enjoyed reading these, you can find more here. Have you seen any daft labels or instructions lately? Please share them.

Tara for now.

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Book Release–Closer Than A Brother

It is the 8th of March today and Closer Than A Brother is finally available to purchase at the following outlets;

Amazon UK

Amazon US

Whispers Publishing

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Blurb:

Daye Thompson didn’t know when or how it happened, but while playing the role of the-big-brother-she-never-had to beautiful Samantha Egbuson, he’d fallen in love with her. Confessing his true feelings could be the end of their lifetime friendship. Can he risk losing her altogether?

She may have fallen for her best friend, Daye but can Sami trust him with her heart when she’s had such rotten luck with men she trusted in the past?

Go on, get yourself a copy. And while you are at it, get some for your friends and family. It will make a fantastic Mothers’ Day present and they will thank you for it.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts on the book.

Enjoy!

 

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